Thursday 29 December 2011

The Twelve Days of Christmas (written by me)

On the first day of Christmas, my children gave to me
A smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the second day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Two broken plates
and a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the third day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
and a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the fourth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
and a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the fifth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Five Swear Words
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
And a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the sixth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Six broken DVDS
Five Swear Words
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
And a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the seventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Seven hours of sleep
Six broken DVDs
Five Swear Words
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
And a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the eighth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Eight temper tantrums
Seven hours of sleep
Six broken DVDs
Five Swear Words
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
And a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the ninth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Nine fits of giggles
Eight temper tantrums
Seven hours of sleep
Six broken DVDs
Five Swear Words
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
And a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the tenth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Ten minutes of nagging
Nine fits of giggles
Eight temper tantrums
Seven hours of sleep
Six broken DVDs
Five Swear Words
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
And a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Eleven wonderful cuddles
Ten minutes of nagging
Nine fits of giggles
Eight temper tantrums
Seven hours of sleep
Six broken DVDs
Five Swear Words
Four kicked shins
Three trashed rooms
Two broken plates
And a smelly smelly smelly Number 3

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
A whole day's break, YIP-PEE!!!

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